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Bottom episode
鎻宱ly
Episodeno.
SeriesTwoEpisode005
Writer(s)
Adrian Edmondson and Rik Mayall
Producer
Ed Bye
Director
Ed Bye
Originalbroadcast
October 29th, 1992
Episode chronology
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Holy is the fifth episode of the second series of British television sitcom, Bottom. It was first broadcast on October 29th, 1992.
Contents
1 Synopsis
2 Plot
3 Notes
4 Continuity and Production Errors
5 Cast
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Synopsis
It's Christmas time in Hammersmith once again, and Richie and Eddie experience a Christmas miracle.
Plot
Note: There are now two different common versions of this episode - the original broadcast version and the extended version that appears on the series 2 DVD in some regions. Sections that appear only in the extended edition are noted in italics.
When Eddie awakens at 3:30am to hear Deck the Halls blaring from an ageing tape recorder, it means only one thing - Christmas morning in Hammersmith, and Richie is in the guise of Father Christmas. Eddie has prepared for the early wake up and has left a complex trap that leaves 'Santa' suspended by the neck from the ceiling - Eddie (who is not even remotely fooled by Richie's disguise) only agrees to cut him loose after he pays ?10.
A bruised and battered 'Santa' makes his exit, with Richie appearing mere seconds later. Ignoring Eddie's protests that he should return to bed, Richie proceeds to open his presents, remarking that he has a huge pair of tights full of gifts while Eddie has an empty small child's sock. Richie's gifts, however, are revealed to be individually wrapped ingredients for the Christmas dinner for which Richie insists on keeping track of for Father Christmas's 'thank you' letter.
Turning to their 'big ones', Richie is frustrated by Eddie's excuse "It's the thought that counts" (replying "No it's not, it's the size that counts!") that his present is small - unwrapped to reveal an empty miniature bottle of Malibu. However, Eddie has a second present prepared for Richie: A play-telescope with a picture of Sue Carpenter in a bikini mouthing the poorly written words "Fick erf you sad path-tic winker".
Richie's present for Eddie is far larger - an enormous, if rather cartoonish, self-portrait. Richie mistakes Eddie's disparaging remarks about the painting, believing he is being compared with some ancient master. Eddie uses Richie holding the painting high up to find the right spot for it... ultimately by smashing it over Richie's head.
After Richie insists (largely by removing the flex and causing the sets electrical wireing to burn out) that no one watches the television until the Queen's Speech (unless there is a Bond film on, obviously), they divide the labour up so that Richie is responsible for doing the cooking (It would appear that neither of the flatmates are looking forward to Brussels sprouts, but they must have them since it is Christmas) while Eddie must decorate the flat to make it 'all Christmassy'.
After Richies discovers that Eddie has drunk all the brandy, thus making it impossible to make brandy butter, Eddie produces from the fridge a flame-sustaining substitute: Vodka margarine - spiced up with a couple of cans of hair-spray.
Unfortunately for Richie, a kitchen accident ensues as he chops off his right index finger. Unable now to ring for an ambulance, Eddie comes to Richie's rescue, applying a tight tourniquet (namely his hands around Richie's neck) to restrict the flow of blood. On finding Richie's finger on the floor, he jokes with it for a moment before Richie snatches it back, replacing it on his hand and finding that it still works. After discussing the virtues of Eddie's sewing skills, Richie instead allows Eddie to staple his finger back into place.
After Eddie unveils his Christmas 'twig', adorned in large mains light-bulbs, which promptly catches fire when he tries to light it, a brief fight ensues, interrupted by the arrival of their guests: Dave Hedgehog and Spudgun. Richie insists the group all drink a sherry-glass of gravy (Spudgun protesting heavily) before they take their seats for Christmas lunch.
Richie's culinary skills alas have deserted him - the potatoes have hardened to the point they can smash plates, and following a bout of bird-related innuendos he finds that the turkey has shrivelled to a smouldering lump of charcoal. Christmas pudding follows, only for Eddie's vodka margarine to prove overly good at sustaining a flame, resulting in an extinguisher-foam covered table.
After the failed dinner, the men withdraw to the drawing-room, with Spudgun, Eddie and Hedgehog each donning paper crown hats from Christmas crackers, while Richie attempts to drum-up support for his Christmas charades game. An increasingly irritable Eddie puts a...(and so on)
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